Poisson d'avril!

Where're the Office CDs? I've known all along that the automatic Windows Update is fishy.

Alarmed by this joint advisory from CDC and NSF, I am wearing rubber gloves today to protect against the Malwarlaria.B virus.

I doubt that I am cool enough to gulp smart drinks. Just water, please.

Imagine all the international ramifications of the Encyclopædia Britannica takeover. Unthinkable!

I hope that RIAA will not complain about this revolutionary P2P technology.